In response to the Apple Fanatics video, Sh*t Android Fanatics Say has finally arrived! Don't deny it, we know you have said a few things from the video. If you use an android, tell us what you say the most
Transcript:
- Office - Oh there's your problem ... it's an iPhone
- Cafe - How did you even get here using Apple maps?
- Shop - Nah, I got a 'Droid
- Office - Why is your screen so small?
- Sofa - It doubles as a portable drive
- Magazine - And I didn't even need to jailbreak it
- glasses - Oh, I love this widget
- Office - I can hold it any way, and I still get full reception
- Cafe - Full reception
- Office- Full reception
- Dungeon - I can play slot cars in my dungeon and I still get full reception
- Cafe- Cheap
- Street- So Cheap
- Sofa - Cheap
- Office - Best camera phone, ever
- Store - with Steve Jobs dead, Apple is going downhill
- Magazine- Apple is going downhill
- Street - How do you even see anything on that tiny little screen?
- Cafe - It's so cute!
- Bed - Hey, let me root your phone
- Office - Woo, look at me, I'm Steve Jobs
- Street - Steve Jobs. Blah blah blah.
- Bed - It's not copying if it's better
- Street - Blah blah blah
- Hairdresser - Blah blah blah
- Bar - I run the world
- Street- I'm Steve Jobs
- Cafe- Blah blah blah
- Shower - I hate Apple
- Street - So durable
- Office - Customisable
- Glasses - Ah, I love this camera
- Office - What are your specs?
- Magazine - It's all about widgets
- Bed - Uuhhh, this is my favourite widget
- Magazine - Even the magazine is twice the price
- Office - What ROM are you running
- Bar - Dude check out my ROM
- Dungeon - No, it's a standard micro USB cable
- Cafe- It's just a standard micro USB cable
- Bed - Aww, shame. Pity it's not a standard micro USB cable.
- Sofa - Ugh, if only you had NFC
- Dungeon - I'm controlling the slot car with my phone ... just kidding.
- Bar- Siri's a bitch
- Bed - Blah blah blah
